Birds
It is time to come clean. Really clean. Zestfully. When I was 11, I was introduced to the world of … Continue reading →
View ArticleCoffee is for Closers III
Blurbomat is painfully aware that flogging of this kind is hurtful. Still. So I get a follow-up call from the … Continue reading →
View ArticleCoffee is for Closers IV:The Reckoning
Right. Time to kill this theme off. There will be no endless sequels of coffee, closing or steak knives. So. … Continue reading →
View ArticleSpam
Even the porn industry gets desperate sometimes. This is the best spam Blurbomat has received yet
View ArticleTenacious Chuck D
Ultra topical title aside, dog ownership is awesome. Dogs have mind control powers. They look at you. They don’t blink. … Continue reading →
View ArticleChuckacabra
“Chupacabras are goat sucking, nocturnal alien panthers who’ve been stranded years ago on earth.” (source) I think we can all … Continue reading →
View ArticleSpine
Back pain is the worst. Four days of premature grandparentisticism. And counting. The Horror. The Horror.
View ArticlePain Math
(3x Advil + Vicodin) * Flexeril / Complex B Vitamin + Allegra D = Shaky, stuttering mass of confusion and … Continue reading →
View ArticleSnotastic
See those fleshy folds in the above illustration? I don’t have them. They have been buried for a good two … Continue reading →
View ArticleCoco is out of it
Shot with my iSight. Kind of hard to get a good angle. I’ll be joining her soon.
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Coco by the Numbers
My life with Coco is proceeding quite nicely, despite her lack of housebreakery. She’s a stubborn one, like all the … Continue reading →
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